The Toddler Review Daddies likes nice shiny things with flashing lights and things they can read whilst they’re sitting on the toilet…

It certainly seems to do the business for my big cracked and gnarly old man hands, especially after a digging session down at the allotment. In fact, splodge a glob of this stuff on your hands before you do any sort of manly activity (lawn mowing, decorating, hitting stuff with a hammer, using power tools etc) and you’ll come out the other end with hands as soft as Ted’s bum.