The Toddler’s Guide To Christmas

Ted: ‘Mis-mas twee! Mis-mas twee! Mis-mas twee!’
Lillie: ‘For Christmas I would like teeth.’

We had a party with all of our friends to try out lots of lovely Christmas presents and food things. And sweets. All the Mummies and Daddies drank some special hot wine and we had juice and we all had goulash and mince pies and then we went to bed. But when we went to bed there was loads of noise because the Mummies and Daddies were singing songs. They weren’t as good as me at singing and they didn’t even do Little Lorchessus Lay Down Swedehead.

Christmas Gift Guides For Everybody…

Toddlers are quite easy to buy things for. We like balloons and dollies and hamsters. We also like these things…

Ted did some reviewing of things for babies. Also grandparents and big boys and girls need pressies. This is stuff Father Christmas might want to give them…

Mummy says she wants some ‘piece of quiet’ for Christmas. But she says if she can’t have that this lot will do…

Daddy doesn’t really like deicer for Christmas, or socks. So he says unless we can afford a camper van or an Everton season ticket can he have these things please…

The Best Food and Drink for Christmas

Mince pies and Christmas puddings and cake and chocolate…We think that Christmas food is the yummiest!

Meet Santa Claus

If you like Christmas trees and Santa and snow and all that Christmassy stuff here are some events you’ll really like… and they’re all over the UK

Mummy says London is the best place to go for Christmas lights and stuff. Here are some things you can do while you’re there…